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Reminder that "transwoman" without the space is a transmisogynistic dogwhistle as it's used almost exclusively by hate groups like the "gender critical" movement.
The implication of removing the space is that being trans isn't just one way a woman can be, like being tall or being brunette, but that women who are trans require a whole other noun.
Trans women, tall women, brunette women. Leave the space in; trans is an adjective and trans women are women.

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Is the US Constitution a bad (meaning: incompetent or poorly made) political document?
yes
no
"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
"transvestigation" is a conspiracy theory wherein you take a celebrity or other public figure and claim they have already transition. tom cruise is a common one. to transvesitgators, tom cruise is secretly a "biological woman" who is hiding that fact. they will "analyze" his height or gait or the size of his hips or any other physical feature to "prove" he is actually female. as for why cruise or any other celebrity would do this, according to transvestigators, its either to destroy the meaning of male and female or its linked directly to antisemitic blood libel shit where they are hiding the fact that they are immortal from harvesting adrenochrome from children by changing their gender to pretend to be a different person.
egg jokes are based on the idea that someone might be happier if they transition based on their behaviors being similar to out trans people from before they transitioned. if you compare this to transvestigation, you either do not know what transvestigation is or you actively do not want people to transition.
https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw
ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.
The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.
"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.
Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.
Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.
We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."
I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

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Hey mutuals can I give you my spores
Reblog if mutuals can give you their spores
that kinda day, huh
Which airport is more cringe? Round 1
DCA Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport vs. JFK New York John F. Kennedy International Airport
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Basically it's like this
This is cinema actually
THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.
ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.
THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL
Are you americans okay???
Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.
Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle
Depending on when this video was made, it could have been the current 151-proof maximum strength allowed by law... or with the old formulation, which went for the much more impressive maximum strength allowed by physics.
Before they had to change it, Everclear was so high proof that its alcohol content would lower slightly if you left the bottle open in a moist room as it fucking dehumidified the gorram room.
It's not so much a drink as an alchemical reagent.
Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy
Added a Y axis from the notes

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Anti-city people are just plain fascinating to me
here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!
try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution
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