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Oh wow Christmas is next Tuesday? I think this is the least I’ve cared about it my whole life

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kaijuno

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

dreams-squared

what are we gonna do now boss?

kaijuno

Absolute anarchy

amongthespaghetti

it’s off the google play store as well lmao

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nobody gets in. nobody gets out

snugglebunchesofeyes

What the shit

#what the fuck its true

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Truthy

#ouch #too fucking true

hancarolyn

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

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*sees something weird on the ground*

me: you’re mine now

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a human that wants to feel good: oh time for me to do drugs or whatecer

an animal that wants to feel good: time to lay in the sun

in summary? animals been knowin where its at for 1000s of years…

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had this thought after observing at some turtles in minecraft btw

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i was also high

carrionkid

radicalposture

when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves

sealmaiden2000

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

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i’ve never pretended to have good taste.. i know everything i like is garbage but i’m having a hell of a time!

thepetcollective

bpdbot

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

thesaurio

Learn how to swim Bitch

bpdbot

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

bob-belcher

twitter stating nothing but facts

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Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

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oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy

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call that a freshlight

ramenfuneral

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

verygayandverytired

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

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nonasuch

Yesterday I overheard someone talking about how he was taking classes at the University of Maryland because they offer free tuition if you’re over 60.

My brain IMMEDIATELY began scripting a screwball comedy in which a broke millennial who desperately want to finish his long-abandoned degree but is drowning in student debt pretends to be a senior citizen in order to attend college for free.

I’m picturing someone Channing Tatumesque, applying age makeup every morning before he heads off to class. It’s sort of a cross between 21 Jump Street and Mrs. Doubtfire. He keeps forgetting which hip is supposed to be his bad one. His classmates laugh every time he uses slang. There’s definitely a scene where he attends a college party and busts it up on the dance floor.

He catches the eye of a fellow returning student, a woman in her 50s, but she thinks he’s like 70 and she’s already buried one husband, you know? She’s not interested in doing that again. When his charade unravels (hilariously) at the end of the movie, though, she finds out he’s actually like 30 and has abs you could bounce a quarter off. And he’s still super into her. And really, maybe it’s time she gave May-December romance a chance.

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me when the lady in the shape of water flooded her apartment and the cinema downstairs so she could get that fish dick

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