Ash

wow i can't believe monaco gp was cancelled such a shame

smth about the tarmac breaking up in the tax avoidance epicentre of the world. if only there were some billionaires u could tax to fix that…shame

Can I say. Sam x graffer. Saffer.

"i need to watch the samisa never offside interview" says guy who has watched the samisa never offside interview five times

And then they played doomsday

Social media darling Sam "the reason we win is because i smile before the game and it gets posted on instagram" "i was his captain first he should thank me" dickinson, i hope you get to appear in a lot more media content next season, i cannot wait for you to keep being the social media darling you are