Helloooooo

In the wild these urchins will in fact carry a small rock or shell exactly on top like this and im so happy there's people taking advantage of that and who care about their urchins as pets.

Discovering that sea urchins wearing hats is a thing in this world means so much to me rn

As a species, humans have a lot of faults but our relentless desire to put tiny hats on animals is not one of them.

BDSM is fine, except for binding people which is fucked up, and dominating people which is fucked up, and sadism which is- lets be real- pretty fucked up, and masochism which is honestly lowkey pathetic

The submission and discipline are pretty fucked up too.

Don’t do that, people would take it seriously and I’d get accidentally Cancelled as a result of irony

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

we are fully crying

so my five year old nephew forgot the word "non-binary" and said that he thought a character in Breath of the Wild was "one of those...secret people"

Direct fucking action.

At the time he wasn’t even a sitting MP he was just an asshole who had said rude things about suffragists.

Sometimes I tell my mom I don't like something and she goes "No!!!! You used to LOVE this thing!!!!!" And I ask When. When did I last express desire for this thing. And she goes "When you were four you could not get ENOUGH of this thing" and I say Mother. I am Twenty Six

sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means