I’ve decided to be sexier in 2020. There will be with no actual effort on my part, l just intend to be perceived as such

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

Have to admit I go to Hot Topic so I can say this, does anyone know what’s up with that shirt of anime Spongebob transforming into a muscular version of himself behind broken glass?

“It was a social experiment”

lmaoo

as an eldest daughter, i sometimes commit the grave sin of having emotions

All your random posts are almost uncomfortably relatable

“conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know” had nothing to do with Elsa’s powers. it’s just the mantra of eldest daughters

local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree

watching all of us poor and broke tumblr people get geek’d about the met gala and sit in judgement of the rich fucks that refuse to do anything fun with their look reminds me how back in the day the poor would sit in the balcony at the opera and throw rotten fruit if the performance sucked next year I’m starting a gofundme to throw hands with everyone in a plain black tuxedo or a david’s bridal bridesmaid dress

I’m running for president under the slogan “fuck around and find out”

No vice president just me and this baseball bat

Teddy Roosevelt