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Robert Redford was so cool and sexy he overcame how unnatural it is for a grown man to be blonde

RIP Robert Redford. Imagine passing away and people's first reaction being to post pics of you looking insanely hot. Icon.

happy “the only way out is through” september

white heathcliff… it’s me i’m instagram face cathy ive come home

Frankly, the weirdest thing about Columbo from the perspective of modern network television isn't the narrative structure – it's the episode length. I'm checking Wikipedia right now to make sure I'm remembering this correctly, and apparently episodes of Columbo range from 73 to 98 minutes in length. Like, the shortest episodes of Columbo are on par with the longest episodes of Game of Thrones. The minimum length to be classified as a "feature film" is 80 minutes, so 50% of the episodes are technically movies. Including commercial breaks for broadcast television, this show would have originally aired in a two-hour timeslot. When folks remark on how weird it is that Columbo himself often doesn't even show up until the second act, you need to understand that what we're talking about is a show where the title character is often first strolling on screen thirty-five minutes in.

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

not counting introductions. the first thing bj hears hawkeye say is "I missed trapper by ten minutes TEN LOUSY MINUTES" and the first thing hawkeye hears bj say is "anything I can help with? can I help?" and they put this on television in 1975 and we all already know this why am I telling you. it's so dark in here