has books, will travel

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

pride being in june is actually homophobic you cant go to brunch when its 101ºF outside thats dalmatian temperatures motherfucker

@ninja-knox-ur-sox-off

what if you were GAY and in the ITALIAN MAFIA and it was the 40s and you OVERDOSED and went to HELL and you were a JUMPING SPIDER with retractable arms that were always holding GUNS SOMEHOW and your feet were UGLY and everyone in hell thought that you were a TEN OUT OF TEN so you started STRIPPING and you met a MOTH who was also a pimp and started doing PORN and SOLD YOUR SOUL and NAMED YOURSELF AFTER DRUGS and your best friend was a ONE EYED PUNK ROCK BOMB ENTHUSIAST and one day you said ENOUGH so you moved out of the PORN STUDIO that you were LIVING IN and into a HOTEL FOR LOSERS where you became friends with LUCIFER’S DAUGHTER but she didn’t understand your ABUSIVE WORKPLACE ENVIRONMENT and you were also being HYPNOTIZED by your boss’s TV HEAD BOYFRIEND and the hotel bartender was HOT AS FUCK. AND YOU WERE GAY.

that video of that dude in some video game who aggros a buncha tall white figures and then runs into a maze while fearfully singing california girls is so fucking good. i love it

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

i’m always saying that everyone understands why the full moon deal was fucked except blitzø because. well first of all because it’s true. but secondly and more importantly, i find it really interesting to play in the space of like. how do you even create a framework for exploitation when you grew up like he did. his survival has always been positioned as conditional to his compliance and his willingness to exchange a certain performance of himself for material needs. yeah, of course it’s transactional. so what? everything is. so the attempt to remove the coercive element of their relationship becomes not only a threat to what he views as stable and comfortable (if it’s just an obligation, you never have to admit you want it, consent is too vulnerable for him, yadayadaya) but what he views as foundational to relationships in general. what does “staying” even look like if he’s not doing anything to earn it? blitzø doesn’t know! he’s never seen that before!