has books, will travel

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

crazy that you can meet heterosexual people on the internet. im so used to gay people in my phone. sometimes there are straight people in my phone too. big news if true.

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

pride being in june is actually homophobic you cant go to brunch when its 101ºF outside thats dalmatian temperatures motherfucker

@ninja-knox-ur-sox-off

what if you were GAY and in the ITALIAN MAFIA and it was the 40s and you OVERDOSED and went to HELL and you were a JUMPING SPIDER with retractable arms that were always holding GUNS SOMEHOW and your feet were UGLY and everyone in hell thought that you were a TEN OUT OF TEN so you started STRIPPING and you met a MOTH who was also a pimp and started doing PORN and SOLD YOUR SOUL and NAMED YOURSELF AFTER DRUGS and your best friend was a ONE EYED PUNK ROCK BOMB ENTHUSIAST and one day you said ENOUGH so you moved out of the PORN STUDIO that you were LIVING IN and into a HOTEL FOR LOSERS where you became friends with LUCIFER’S DAUGHTER but she didn’t understand your ABUSIVE WORKPLACE ENVIRONMENT and you were also being HYPNOTIZED by your boss’s TV HEAD BOYFRIEND and the hotel bartender was HOT AS FUCK. AND YOU WERE GAY.

that video of that dude in some video game who aggros a buncha tall white figures and then runs into a maze while fearfully singing california girls is so fucking good. i love it

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you