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Daily Parchment Convo / Chapter 8 Spoiler
MARY: Let’s all accio apples.
PETER: Good idea. Unlike chocolate frogs, no one will eat those coming down the hallway.
MARLENE: They might poison them though! Bonus points for whoever gets a deadly apple to arrive.
LILY: Apple = Venus’s symbol of love and sexuality. Sure, why not :)
SIRIUS: Apple = discord. Sure, why not >;)
MARLENE: YOU FUCKING SNAPPED FOR A HOUSE ELF, BLACK!? JUST HOW SPOILED ARE YOU!?
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im reaching the end of the middle path of moonlight and it’s so beautifully written??? i love each and every character so dearly i wish this fic was more talked about bc it deserves it!!!
I'm gonna start this off like Remus Lupin and say: Fuck. It's hard to express how much hearing this actually means to me without sounding trite. So I'll say it like this: What started as a hobby sort of snowballed into an obsession and at points during the last three years of writing this fic I've had to question the fine line between escapism and art. So hearing that it's appreciated is medicinal. Thank you.
chapter 100 of the dearest @asheseverafter 's fic The Middle Path of Moonlight <3
how am i just seeing this now!!!??? Looooveee it <3
I fucking love this result. I feel so seen ;)
Remus DESPISES white chocolate
Remus loves white chocolate he just DESPISES that he likes it
Because Sirius (who *actually* doesn’t like it) doesn’t lick it off his lips/chin if he accidentally makes a mess eating it the same way he does when Remus eats dark chocolate.
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Hear me out:
Minerva, Poppy, Euphemia, Fleamont, Alastor, And Bartemius Crouch (senior) were their own tight friend group back in the day.
Anyone else see the vision?
What would be their group name?
Furthermore, I'm picturing Ludo Bagman and Cornelius Fudge as the "wannabes" who orbited in the periphery but lacked confidence and skill.
Edited to Add: Keep in mind, this group would have use of the invisibility cloak :)
I want Remus to prefer eating his food off of Sirius's body. As in, habitually. Sometimes Sirius lays on his stomach and Remus uses his back like a table. He's toned from playing Quidditch so it works nicely.
But sometimes they need to continue a conversation they're having so Sirius will lay on his back and Remus will set whatever he's eating directly on Sirius's sternum. They can make eye contact and continue chatting while Remus eats.
If he needs to use utensils he is exceedingly gentle and never actually cuts or pokes Sirius.
"You're the best plate," Remus tells Sirius, "Everything just tastes better if it's touched your skin."
Sirius likes hearing that more than a hundred simple vanilla 'I love you's. They just get each other.
Remus Lupin thanked the universe everyday that he went to Hogwarts and didn't have to do P.E
Mary Macdonald thanked the universe everyday that she went to Hogwarts and didn't have to do maths.
Sirius Black thanked the universe everyday he went to Hogwarts and didn't have to be in Grimmauld place
im so tired of writing can i just beam this fic idea into someone elses brain
And then sometimes it's like I wanna read back what i wrote but from a total outsider's perspective. I want to get to be surprised by the plot i've so carefully crafted.
Come to think of it, I guess that's why authors love comments so much, it gets us as close as we can ever be to what it would feel like to read the writing free from the experience of having written it.
I love the “coincidence” that Barty and Evan’s initials together equal a criminal activity.
B&E
Rosekiller: Breaking and Entering since the 70’s
That's right up there with Sirius's initials being SOB, and Walburga literally was such a bitch.
Any others we're missing?
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Marauders (minus Sirius) summer chat thread
JAMES: So, thankfully my mom was able to get the bubblegum out of my hair with a spell. We didn't need to cut it out after all. PETER: How could you take something simple like muggle candy and end up with it stuck in your hair for a whole day? JAMES: Oi! You're the one who forgot to tell me not to sleep with it in my mouth! REMUS: That's what she said. PETER: Who? I'm pretty sure it's obvious not to fall asleep with food in your mouth. JAMES: BUT YOU SAID IT'S NOT FOOD! You said I shouldn't swallow it but keep it in my mouth all the time. Does that sound like food to you? REMUS: That's what she said. PETER: Who, Remus!!!???
the marauders all love to call James names that annoy him; Sirius calls him Jimmy or Jame (singular) Peter calls him Jameson (James has repeatedly told him that’s not his full name) and Remus calls him Séamus (he claims James needs a ‘good Irish name’)
In the version of reality where Jily happens only after a long hex-ridden courtship and numerous rebuffs on Lily's part, I submit that during those pre-Jily years Lily is the only one who calls James by his actual name. And he hates it. He's annoyed when the Marauders call him anything other than James but he desperately wishes Lily would call him anything other than it. He knows an affection pet name is too much to ask for, but he'd settle for a nickname. Even a silly one. Fuck, he'd even take a mean nickname if it came from Lily Evans.
do we think cat!mcgonagall even ran into wormtail and immediately figured out that it was peter.
from then on mcgonagall was a little harsher on him when he didnt try hard in her class. as clearly he was a talented wizard to be able to become an animagus, he could perform well if he actually applied himself.
i prefer to imagine what might have happened if she didn't figure out it was him and continued on with her self-appointed mission to rid the castle of rats.
she couldn't be mad at him for being out past curfew if she's already gnawed an ear off.
Barty's animagus form is a feral wild chaotic raccoon.
what if barty is just 3 racoons in a trench coat
I’d say that’s the only Holy Trinity that makes sense
'aftermath of torture'? coward. show me the math of torture. the calculus of evil and the terrible geometry of pain.
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im not a multi shipper.
it's just all these characters are sluts
They just keep tripping and falling and landing on top of each others pieces, as the writer I just get called it to take statements.
I hate seeing something that strikes an idea, because now I want to write another fanfic, Wolfstar in a knight academy, Sirius from a long line of nobles known for their crafty and shifty swordsmanship, Remus who was offered Scholarship by Madam Pomfrey even though he's cursed and always in pain and doesn't have nearly enough money to pay for anything
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE!!!!
I know this pain. RIP to the caveman au wolfstar fic I know in my heart of hearts that I will never get around to writing. You would have been dope.
