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Shit twice and die.
ā¦ā¦Alex would have a stroke.
.....but like, we should. Right? Booger needs a friend when we all go back to the outside world, no?
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piper-hoodā:
Shit twice and die.
ā¦ā¦Alex would have a stroke.
.....but like, we should. Right? Booger needs a friend when we all go back to the outside world, no?

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Hey Asher? Eat shit and die.
I really do, thank you. Please continue.
Choke on your spit.
Piper, what if we went and brought home...another cat?
piper-hoodā:
I canāt hear you, the wind is blowing too hard.
Aww thatās so nice of you to say.
Hey Piper?
Iāām always looking for ways to boost your ego. Because god knows you need it.
piper-hoodā:
According to who, dumbass?
Because it works, letās be honest. I saw your soul leave your body when I said it.
ME. According to me. The only vote that counts.Ā
This is emotional and mental torture.Ā Youāre the meanest person I know.
piper-hoodā:
Second born, second place.
Iāll tell Rose youāre being mean to me.
I find you revolting. Second is best, havenāt you heard?
WHY. Why do you have to sic your guard dog on me

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piper-hoodā:
Leaving the idiot brother is the easiest part.
Whatever happened to family first, you rude bitch.
I know where you sleep
piper-hoodā:
Hey, some of those questions on that final made me think for a second. Only a second, though.
It must just be so hard to be you.Ā Blowing through those finals and leaving your poor idiot brother in your wake.
piper-hoodā:
Cool. Got an A.
are you surprised at this point? I always assume they have your grade ready when you walk in the first day.
theo-ramsay10ā:
Tell him if he wants to fight about it, he can come over here without Lysol. I dare him.
Itās not that bad, you little shit. I like the dark. Watch it or Iāll fire you for being a little brat.
Donāt tempt me. It could be worthwhile to watch him yell at someone who isnāt me.
Wait. Did you get the whole back? turn around, let me see.
See. You canāt fire me. Barry would never allow it.
heathcliff-lpā:
Please do. I need to see it in person.
My dads stuffed our fridge and two freezers when all of this started ramping up, so weāre good for at least another three weeks. Oh, sweet bean is fine. Sheās not allowed to be anything else or else I pull her pigtails.
Mikeās not normally so bad, especially if heās in editor mode. But he ran out of pot the other day and now youād think he was locked in a 1700s dungeon. Jake isā¦well, Jake. You canāt cage a free bird and expect it to sing.
You have your chocolate sauce, I have my quarantine beard. Weāre all coping differently here. I rub it on Piperās face and she screams..itās far and away my best entertainment so far.
My dad still goes to work and brings food home, so we;re good. But jesus I could kill him. I might kill him, Cliff. Oh good, want another? You can take Piper for Kara, that way everyoneās in one room.
Wouldnāt Mikeās dealer be considered essential business in this environment?
Jake will not sing but scream.

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Excellent. Sheāll be able to pinch the fuzz on your chin for me.
Coconut oil works wonders, just saying. A pro-tip from Mike. Weāre alright. Having five kids stuck in one brownstone is a lot, but Kara managed to swing her own room somehow, so sheās considerably less whiny. When she gets too loud, I just sit on her. I know my dads are itching to be out and about though.
Fuck you fuzz. This is becoming a quarantine masterpiece. I might even keep it after all this is over.
Iāll put it on the next shopping list. Itās two weeks from now, my dad keeps it very strict around here. How is Kara? I like her-sheās my favorite of the Long-Potters besides you, of course.
Your dads donāt appear to do isolation well even before.
jacksheppard54ā:
Again, I really think youāre underestimating how scary Rox is. Cass is niceā¦.kind of? Iāve never, uh, met Cass but Iāve seen her. Piperās not very scary.
Oh. Ohhhhhh. Was that intentional bullshittery?
Iām underestimating Rox? I think youāre underestimating Piper. Sheās twice as smart as you and will destroy you from the INISDE.
Cass is a troll at best.
......yes. Me and my dad have been...squaring off a lot lately.
This better be good, you interrupted 90 Day FiancƩ.
Oh bitch. dadās gonna be SOOO mad you watched without him.
Oh my GOD. Wait, show me the back. Did you get the whole back---oh my god. Itās so...oh my god. You thought that was it?
jacksheppard54ā:
Jesus, do you want mine instead?
Ok, gross but not murder-worthy.
...if you think you can handle that one-two punch. Also Cass comes with Rose as a package deal.
To my germaphobe father, it is.
jacksheppard54ā:
Oh, the dream. Same one?
Thatā¦.doesnāt seem a capital offense.
Oh no, different one. I have two--one is Frankenstein and the other is his Monster.
Then I put it...back in the bowl.

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heathcliff-lpā:
asher-hoodā:
Just hide under Roseās bed. No one would dare look for you there.
Godspeed on your dry, cracked skin.
I would---but thereās a strong possibility Cass is already there.
I feel like an old man carrying around my Gold Bond. Howās quarantine at the Long-Potter house?
heathcliff-lpā:
Iāll even sign it after. You could sell them for thousands. I am a Long-Potter after all.
Is he competing with Alex then? Who can be the most germaphobic?
Ah, but I somehow must make It to the end of quarantine to be a part of your latest exhibit.
Oh thatās absolutely my father, no question. The scent of Lysol has burned into my nostrils. But he is a close second.