i am the storm

You are a gold star.

I don’t even know what it is with Uncle Barry because Uncle Theo just loves you and I thought he would be the hard one to win over. Oh my god Charlie that’s a teacher!

Still aim for that gold star.

Oh we all know you are, especially Barry. They’re just like, all pretty. Oh Jesus, Uncle Theo has a type and it’s someone with a pulse....and Mr. Walker.

Hopefully he’ll appreciate the initiative. You’re still committed to school projects even though we’re free.

I know, she’s just so pretty. She’s definitely is like, the prettiest one out of all of us. I look like a troll next to her. I feel like...Uncle Theo knows your dad. He finds his type everywhere.

But if you’re not going anywhere, then you’re not infected?

I envy people that can pull off every color, honestly. I think someone else had the attention so he got dramatic. It’s very in line for him.

Poor Alex. Always so stressed. I’ve only met him a few times, but he was always so wound.

Finally, I’ll be one of the cool kids. He went shit brown. Barry and Cass didn’t speak to him for a full day.

You could always do it your dad. Mine’s my next victim.

Cass is following the same list, if we’re being honest. She dyed her hair this morning. Even her dad is dying his hair. If I asked, could you show me how to distress jeans?

We’re at six so far.

What else is on that list? As a nerd, I like lists.

It’s those quarantine looks.