after today

Cass is a troll at best.

……yes. Me and my dad have been…squaring off a lot lately.

Rox is scary. She’s in a fight or whatever with Parker and it’s making her mood just....so bad. Oh RIGHT, that’s the robotics girl. Yes, I remember now. She is but she’s intimidating, maybe. That whole crowd intimidates me. 

To my germaphobe father, it is.

Again, I really think you’re underestimating how scary Rox is. Cass is nice....kind of? I’ve never, uh, met Cass but I’ve seen her. Piper’s not very scary.

Then I put it…back in the bowl.

Jesus, do you want mine instead?

I licked an orange.

Oh, the dream. Same one?

What if.....I hit Barry?

OH that’s actually my expertise so...

Every shoes are walking shoes in my house.

Rox is a tough one. When she met me she stared into my eyes and I thought she was gonna sock me right there.

How inconsiderate. Lick it up next time.

Is that like, your.....uncle? Maybe? Okay so I’ve never met a ferret but I’ve heard they’re like glorified rats.

She might have, glad you escaped alive.

Didn’t you offer to lick it up? It’s only polite.

You’ve at least got Booger! Uh, she says this weekend.

Public shaming. From down the block. How are you, Jack?

I’m, uh, I’m fine. I think we’re gonna go get a new dog soon. Mom keeps dropping shit on the floor and forgetting about it because she’s expecting the dog to clean it up.

Yep. There it goes. Shall we wave?

We might as well. Maybe it’ll make that driver feel bad.

Yeah, I get it. It can be like—a lot. I’m sorry—I know it sucks and like–it’s hard being far away from everyone. You don’t have to detach, if it helps. I don’t think. I think it’s just—something you might talk to your mom about, if you think it’ll help make your case for Christmas, how you’re feeling.

What, that I’m funny?