ash evans the real

his real name will never be revealed because he has like fifty other aliases, but he primarily goes by eric.

really really really regrets deciding to help beanies do his cat eugenics shit, and he now lives in constant paranoia that he's going to be caught by the police/government and executed. so he concealed his entire identity, hasn't left his house in years, goes by 5 different names and assumes everyone he speaks to is a fed. he takes stray kitties because having cats as company makes him feel safer! he will never trust you!

used butch's background because im lazy.

his real name will never be revealed because he has like fifty other aliases, but he primarily goes by eric.

really really really regrets deciding to help beanies do his cat eugenics shit, and he now lives in constant paranoia that he's going to be caught by the police/government and executed. so he concealed his entire identity, hasn't left his house in years, goes by 5 different names and assumes everyone he speaks to is a fed. he takes stray kitties because having cats as company makes him feel safer! he will never trust you!

used butch's background because im lazy.

Dear God he's so cute,,,, i would like to know his relationship with other characters in the game,,,

Ok, so, like, I'm Steven. You probably know this. Deity of time by total complete accident. It's torture really.

\\ Call me Steven. It's not my real name, but it's what I prefer to be called here by you freaks.

\\ I'm a minor. Get away. Birthday's October 7th. Blow my candle.

\\ I'm male. Cis male. Refer to me as such.

\\ Bi and stuff. But I'm taken. Loser.

\\ DNI

\\ If you kin Steven. Steven parodies are allowed. Not kins.

\\ Anyone who openly ships Steven x Beanies or Steven x Steven or anything else other than Steven x Ash. At least keep it a fucking secret from me.

\\ Problematic people. Especially necrophiles. Talking about you, @gay-corpse-sex / @alixbalica ! Gonna have to keep you away from my grandma's urn!

\\ Interests