Say hi to Steven.
Ok, so, like, I'm Steven. You probably know this. Deity of time by total complete accident. It's torture really.
\\ Call me Steven. It's not my real name, but it's what I prefer to be called here by you freaks.
\\ I'm a minor. Get away. Birthday's October 7th. Blow my candle.
\\ I'm male. Cis male. Refer to me as such.
\\ Bi and stuff. But I'm taken. Loser.
\\ DNI
\\ If you kin Steven. Steven parodies are allowed. Not kins.
\\ Anyone who openly ships Steven x Beanies or Steven x Steven or anything else other than Steven x Ash. At least keep it a fucking secret from me.
\\ Problematic people. Especially necrophiles. Talking about you, @gay-corpse-sex / @alixbalica ! Gonna have to keep you away from my grandma's urn!
\\ Interests
AntonBall/AntonBlast, Apex Legends, BattleBlock Theater, The Binding of Isaac, Bloons TD 6, Castle Crashers, Celeste, Don't Starve / Don't Starve Together, Henry Stickmin, Pizza Tower, PvZ, Rayman, Skullgirls (Like, only for one character. Big Band. He's tuff as shit.), Sonic, South Park, Super Meat Boy, TF2, Terraria, basically any game by The Behemoth or by Edmund McMillen, and more! Just ask, dipshit!
