I'm An Asshole

I think as adults with our own living spaces it's important to have your friends over periodically for a sleepover. And i mean a real sleepover. Staying up late to watch movies with junkfood and popcorn and then going to bed only to stay up even later talking in the dark and laughing because you're so exhausted that everything's funny but you still don't want to fall asleep.

[ID: Maslow's hierarchy of needs, all the text has been scribbled out and replaced with, "sharing a bed with someone you love and staying up for hours talking about everything and laughing because you're so tired but you still don't want to say goodnight." End ID.]

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

Yes, I will elaborate and that is a threat.

I will elaborate but it won't make anything clearer

Yes I will elaborate but I'll forget my original point after 30 seconds

some of you don't overthink about if your keysmash looks good and it shows

find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her

the whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty

A woman's place is on the battlefield

so you think women should die

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

SLUG SLUGSLUG I MEANT SLUG YOU ARE THE SLUG

his swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me

professors be like "I'm swamped with grading right now" my brother in christ you made the assignments

i may be terminally online but at least i have fun and curate my experience to cater to my interests and don't intentionally seek out things that will make me feel worse and don't take out my personal issues on strangers on the internet