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keep misreading gautama as gudetama
gudetama buddha....
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"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
DS9 Textposts pt 88-???
"How does one hate a country, or love one?... I know people, I know towns, farms, hills and rivers and rocks, I know how the sun at sunset in autumn falls on the side of a certain plowland in the hills; but what is the sense of giving a boundary to all that, of giving a name and ceasing to love where the name ceases to apply?"
absolutely insane opening dialogue 10/10 no notes
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the weather determines if Iβm going to be evil
medieval christian pilgrims would go crazy for ita bags
(wiki link)
the human urge to Collect and Show Off Stuff
medieval christian pilgrims would go crazy for ita bags
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keep misreading gautama as gudetama
gudetama buddha....
"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.
#looked up and thought βthat canβt be hardβ#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#Iβm . Iβm horrified
It's a good shape!
what about a shapeshifter whoβs bad at it. shapeshifter who can never quite get the nose right. shapeshifter who always makes flipped faces because theyβre doing adjustments in the mirror. shapeshifter with same face syndrome. shapeshifter who always dips further into the uncanny valley than they want. shapeshifter who can mimic a single celebrity completely perfectly but struggles to recreate anyone else.
the people yearn for star trek deep space nine.
your cat was an honor to see in the window
hubby came up with this.
we're in the middle of a hostile government take over with bird flue making eggs crazy expensive.
might as well draw gudetama
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Rashid/Daniel/Armand threesome when?
thinking about the premiere of black sails season 4 when silver says, "you and i have willed our men through unthinkable things to get this far. why not one more, to call nassau home again?" and flint gives him this look and it lingers just long enough for you as an audience member to think, "when has silver ever thought of nassau as home? where is this coming from?" and then you start to see all the ways he's mirroring flint, the blatant ways he's playing at a role that doesn't quite fit him, etc., and it plants the seeds for the rest of the season
it's not until season 4 that it becomes blatantly obvious that silver is a chameleon w/ absolutely no sense of self, no self-confidence, that he's extremely malleable and essentially an unknown, and the moment of flint looking at him like, "to call nassau home again? again?" sets the entire thing up!!!!
