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Heated Rivalry — 1x06 ⤷ PHONE BLOWJOB
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Shane moaning Ilya in season 2 ✨💖🔥
Ilya moaning Shane in season 2 🥹💫🥵
he brought friends

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Drawing will graham is an active nightmare folks,, i cannot lie
I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there
dee I'm so deeply infected by professor hollander, I foresee this being a problem for me...how do you see their first hook up going? do they meet up at Shane's very nice grownup house or Ilya's tiny student apartment? do they get freaky right away or start slow? so many options...
do you want that problem to go away? 🥺😘
aahhh yes. i think they definitely meet up in shane's nice grown up house. the idea of sneaking into a dorm room makes what he's going to do way too real and he doesn't need the reminder that this is a student making him this fucking crazy. ilya likes reminding him of it enough anyway 😈
and ilya doesn't give him much of a choice. it's an early morning a couple of weeks later when he comes bounding back into shane's office. "i know you want it, hollander. so let me give it. tell me where you live or i will find out another way. is simple."
despite it being a bitterly cold day in january, shane finds himself burning up. ilya sits on his desk, arms crossed over his chest and smirking down at him. he knew ilya wasn't going to stop, and if he could allow himself to be honest... he didn't want him to either. his private shower time wasn't as fulfilling as it once had been. he needed more; needed real, hot flesh against his own. he glanced up at ilya through his lashes, his bottom lip caught between his teeth.
he reached for a pad of paper and a pen so that he could scribble down his address. he tried to ignore the warmth pooling in his belly at the way ilya hummed his approval above him.
"already so good for me, mr. hollander. i come after practice, yes? eight o'clock?"
shane nods as he blows out a shuddering breath. ilya folds the paper before pulling back the case on his phone and tucking it there. he snaps it back into place before shooting shane a wink. "see you soon, professor."
and it starts very much as we know it, with ilya circling shane like a predator herding in his prey. the first kiss is mind blowing. shane feels absolutely devoured and it's so heady. he feels drunk just from the kissing. after a couple of minutes ilya tells shane that they should get confortable, so he hesitantly slots their fingers together and leads him to the bedroom.
shane is panting like a dog by the time ilya gets him naked and splayed on the bed. he's never felt desire like this before. the underlying shame over who is causing him to feel this way making him burn even hotter. but ilya is actually being quite sweet and attentive. it's when he eventually slips a hand between them and presses a lubed finger against shane's hole that things turn more filthy.
"fuck. so tight, baby. like this pretty hole hasn't been fucked in years."
shane's breath stutters, his body flushes, and he worries his bottom lip. ilya notices this of course, and he raises his brow. "how long has it been, professor hollander? a year? two? my poor little kotenok."
shane wants to fucking die. he should just lie and say yes, he was right. only a year or two. but as ilya pressed a long, thick finger inside of him, he breathed, "more like 23."
ilya stills, his eyes wide and mouth agape. "what?? how is that possi-"
"not since i was in college, no. fuck, i shouldn't have told you that. i just... i don't know it wasn't great that time and i get so busy with work and.. fuck. this is so not sexy."
despite his absolute shock over this revelation- shane is fucking delicious and ilya can't compute how nobody has snatched him up in all this time- that last line makes him grin. he leans in and kisses shane again, finding his prostate at the same time. shane moans and arches his back as ilya pulls away.
"ah, no. is very sexy. like you have waited for me all this time. my good boy." he rubs the tip of his finger upwards again as shane whines and throws an arm over his face.
"want to know a secret?"
shane cracks open an eye and briefly nods. ilya looks like the cheshire cat.
"i was not even born yet the last time someone had their way with you."
he smirks as shane whimpers and digs his nails into ilya's shoulders underneath him. he presses a kiss to his temple.
"and i am going to fucking destroy you, baby. wreck you so good that you will go another 23 years without a dick unless it is mine."
Hey I know this is a snail blog and all that.. But uhh, just between you and me..
You got any *slugs* in the back?
Hmm. Best I can do is a...
Diagnosis: Ubiquitarion iridis Common name: Iridescent Semi-Slug
what’s even the point
Cool hat
EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????
IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN
IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"
AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS
LIKE READ THIS SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE
I went to find the article. It's fascinating.
In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

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Menswear Menagerie: Summer some more
Menswear Menagerie
Clothes I'm wearing this summer
These were drawn with ink and watercolor. Those who know me in person know that I like to dress up a bit, and this seems like a fun way to document my outfits. Keep an eye out for more in the future!
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*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st
youtube link
Our time is now. The inaugural season of the WPBL begins August 1st, 2026.
website
I think this is so cool and it's awesome they're streaming games for free! I also think it's incredible that this picture is the one they used to advertise the opening day. It's like those videos where someone threatens the camera while their partner shows off their collection of rocks they found.
Trans people of color!!! Do not let the culture around you stop you from choosing a name that speaks to your heritage. When I was settling on my name, I had white trans people around me tell me that my name would be too hard to pronounce or too long for most people. [Four syllable Latin name, go figure]
I'm glad I didn't listen and decided to stay true to myself and I chose a traditionally Afro-Brazilian that still makes me happy to this day. Don't feel pressured to assimilate or make yourself more palpable for white people, little reminder!

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“In the interiorization of violence within law, reason, and the attempted knitting together of social order, a world made in common would be made in the congealing of whiteness through and as policing. From a context in which white servants often worked alongside slaves, the collective subjection of slaves was the process through which whiteness cohered—deputizing white servants to capture runaway slaves and work as part of an emerging police force. Attempted marronage of slaves was common in the early seventeenth century. Richard Ligon’s 1657 map of the island shows a European on horseback chasing two escapees in the same year that a “general hunting” day was called against fugitives. This unofficial vigilantism was in effect legislated for through the slave codes, becoming re-formed and reshaped as slave hunting in the form of white police. Ratifying a collective responsibility for whites to control and capture slaves, patrols were formed to search slave quarters, chase runaways, and watch over gatherings like markets or ceremonies.[28] The codes proposed that surveillance systems be put in place, with a registry of plantation slaves and runaways. A ticketing system was used for slaves who were sent off-plantation, with those failing to provide them whipped and their masters fined. Servants who had completed their contracts were often employed by plantation owners to catch runaway slaves. Captured slaves could be lawfully whipped, have their noses slit or faces branded, or be executed, and if a master killed an African slave in the context of punishment, then no crime was committed. Punishments for indentured servants found off-plantation were significantly reduced, while the fee for capturing an African slave was increased, with any servant capturing a runaway granted relief from all future service.”
Tia Trafford - Everything is Police (2024: 19-20)
hate that, man
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