but suppose it were he

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

Restricting the biblical levels of greed contained within every pet cat

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

you’re in her dms im making her choose me or the lives of thousands of people including her fiancé and my ex situationship i have trapped in my torture chamber next to my normal person guest bedroom with the bed my mom died in and all her tacky fugly ass outdated furniture i moved myself down 5 flights of stairs to my drafty city basement terminal bachelor pad covered in black mold. we are not the same

eating ice cream to celebrate my undying liturgical covenant with Gd