h a d e s

not the biggest fan of how all everyday tasks have to be repeated again and again. girl why am i sisyphus i didn't even cheat death

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

I hate not doing anything actually but I'm very, very good at not doing anything. I have a natural talent for loitering, lounging and wasting time. An inherent idleness.

baby girl i have attack patterns you couldn’t DREAM of memorizing

21st century necromancy at work

bitches hate me because of my amulet and are jealous of the size of my wizard hat.

alone in my wizard tower googling "wizards kissing"

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

Always reblog Gib Bagul

i want to peg his heart 😔❤

vampires can't creampie you until you ask them to come inside