some things aren’t bound to happen.

they’re publicly executing me tomorrow for desiring a little attention

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014