neverreal

change your name and gender at least twice a year for security reasons

using a gender manager so I don't have to memorize what gender I'm currently using for which accounts

“Man” and “Woman” are commonly used genders. To make yourself more secure, try to come up with a unique gender that only you know.

THIS IS A WEAK GENDER. Try to use symbols and numbers to make it more secure. 

yes 2020 sucks in so many ways but at least I am not a 14 year old repressed "ally" anymore who's only hope for gay representation is a fantasy dudebro show on the cw that doesn't pass the bechdel test until five seasons in

daily reminder that the bechdel test started out as a lesbian joke and now is a feminist critique system, pretty nice if you ask me

my fatal flaw is not being able to contain my disgust when i see a man spitting on the ground and it’s gonna get me murdered

my fatal flaw is being a man

don't let people enjoy things

actively stop people from enjoying media

*laughs at TV show aggressively*

i really noticed this in a clockwork orange; it just explicitly stated the weird, sorta rapey content and tones in other similar literature. 

I will vote for Joe Biden only if he can soul level 1 Ornstein & Smough

if biden can beat me as Marth with Fox i’ll give him my vote

if biden can do a sub 28 speedrun in hl1 hes got my vote

i will vote for Joe Biden if he runs to the Room of the Three Gargoyles. Push in the right tongue and a door might lead him down a staircase into the Wall Climb. Here he must choose his next path. He could race up to the Observatory, spin the sundial, and pass into the Room of the Golden Idols. Once there, push down on their bases to release the doors that may take him below or lead him into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue there and he may be headed for the Torch Room. If the elevator is up, he could jump into the elevator and descend into the Mine Shaft. He might climb up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. Find the key and it may unlock the Tombs of the Ancient Kings, allowing him to climb into the Spider’s Lair. If he escapes, he may have a chance to sit upon the Throne of the Pretender. If the correct door is unlocked, he’ll be able to crawl into the Pit of Despair and finally make his way through the Cave of Sighs back to the Temple Gate.

ill vote for joe biden if he sucks my fucking cock

I will vote for biden if he ever says anything i can decipher. 

what?! after you saw this piece of art?!

think i might be a boomer for not having a spotify account. my sick underground indie hipster music was all downloaded off of a blogspot in 2011 and zippyshare links that have long since died...

recently i’ve learned zoomers these days don’t even know how to torrent or rip songs from youtube. they don’t even pirate and loot anymore it’s all about supporting junkook or whatever his name is.

the true millenial thinks everyone under the age of 17 likes kpop. 

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

Maybe the real treasure was the abandoned clown factories we found along the way. 

big brain

when she has to stand on her tippie toes to plant the noose at the crime scene 😍

I can’t tell if ur on a Hillary hate phase or Hillary stan phase.