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@arwen-clow
(( I have this tendency to start complex lace shawls for larps and then not finish them by the day of the larp. Youâd think Iâd know better by now. I start them two months in advance and knit up to five hours a day. And yet.
At least this one is only a week overdue. And if I hadnât taken those two weeks off in the middle to knit socks, well. Arwen might have been able to wear this whenever her mask went on.
Pattern is Paon by Kerry Milani. My project page is here. ))
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Iâm going to make this quick
I, Prince Nakeya, have taken Ulysses âLeeâ Hartwell, the Owl Knight, as my consort.
Though our bond is not and never will be romantic, our friendship is as strong and as important to me as any romantic bond might be. I donât know if we will consort forever, but I know we will always be friends.
To any Shining Princess out there who feels pressured to adopt a romantic consort: I want you to remember that the consort bond is an American cultural construction, not a magical absolute. If your romantic or sexual identity (or lack thereof) makes you feel uncomfortable entering into a consort romance, please donât change who you are just because you fear for the safety of your realm. Lee, Chiku, and I will help and support you nonetheless. We found a way. You will too. Donât lose heart or hope.
CHIKUâS THOUGHTS behold. the post that launched a thousand ships
That is the opposite of the point!
go ahead todd, explain that to /mg/. iâll wait.
(( *carefully avoids looking at RR* ))
void calamari surprise
I donât remember this battle as well as Chiku. Hereâs what I did learn: Calvin and Arwen can lead my raid groups any time they want!
What I do remember went a little something like this.
The Ivy Knight got the ball rolling, âSeafoam and Machine, youâre on mob control and debuf. We need tanking. Whoâs on it?â
Princess Clow stepped up, âSerpent, Wolf and I can handle it. Weâll try to draw some aggro away from Nakeya, Whirlwind and Velensberg. They arenât specâed for that, not without Nakeyaâs pets.â
Ivy responded, âRoger. Tanaroa and I are on DPS and healing.â
Then suddenly, âLeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!â
Everyone, âGOD DAMN IT FORD!â
So I guess we also learned that the Lone-Wolf Knight, despite being a mighty duelist, is a pretty crap soldier.
After that, things went about the way Chiku described.
ahahahaha
I really donât think Iâm very tanky though. Probably some sort of DPS, or a debuffer (if you play the sort of MMOs in which thatâs a separate category). Wolf Knightâs pretty tanky; he didnât Leeroy so much as get tired of the raid leader talking and just decide to pull.
Also, uh, I donât remember making any sort of tactical/leadership decisions before the battle? Though Iâve got about seven yearsâ worth of guild leadership under my belt and as such would be happy to lead your raids anytime you want.
(( Costuming IV ))
(( Didnât finish my highly symbolic veil shawl thing. Didnât buy shoulder-feather-things. Forgot to bring my choker from the hotel. Didnât have time to put on makeup. Wore my mask for a total of maybe 3 minutes.
Still looked decent, I think. Red contacts were definitely the correct choice. Ribbon-rose favor that Kristen lent me was absolutely lovely and super thematic.
But I donât think Iâll be wearing that dress to a larp again. Ask me sometime about my experience with stairs. ))
reminders to todd
add anansi to your gcal, he does the same shit every two weeks like clockwork
get a new fan
have conversations with calvin and parkmachine more than once a year
introduce the wolf knight to some actual wolves
hang christmas decorations on woomar never mind didnât happen
get your bronsort to help you pack up everything your parents own so you can send it to them, thanks obona
go to mexico and/or cempoala to meet princess cempoala, sheâs like five years old and probably needs some backup
go to matalorn to visit a-roth at motherfucking sorceress school
make rillian write a melody for your dumb songstitution, whether or not anyone wants to sing it
introduce arwen-clow to your dad nvm thanks again obona
write taylor back
move to minneapolis
fly out into the jeweled beyond with your superhero friends and find a.l. blackmont, the big scary void god who has evidently never been bitten before
or had sex
kiss autumn.
I can see if Bonaventure would let us visit, if you want.
...somehow I donât think your dad would be terribly excited about bonding over bean-counting and pencil-pushing though. I mean, I assume thereâs a reason heâs running around in Bonaventure now.
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Chiku and I came up with theme songs for all the princesses!
Phyrelios â3030âł Deltron 3030
Xian Jie âDa Mystery of Chessboxinââ Wu-Tang Clan
Reauvais âJerusalemâ William Blake
Tanaroa  âDanny Saysâ The Ramones
Velensberg âIsfahanâ Duke Ellington
Nakeya âIs Anybody Out There?â Kânaan ft. Nelly Furtado
Bonaventure âVoodoo Childâ Jimi Hendrix*
Matalorn âThe Battle of Evermoreâ Led Zeppelin
Clow âCome Alive (War of the Roses)â Janelle MonĂĄe
*normally I avoid associating this song with the actual religion, but in Catâs case it actually makes sense
I havenât actually listened to mine yet - Nathan Park walked off with my headphones - but Iâve read the lyrics. And, uh. What?
I really think Metric - Dreams So Real works better.
(( Costuming III ))
(( The beads I mentioned in Costuming I? Theyâre now arriving today. *knits faster* ))
(( Costuming II ))
(( I have obtained a pair of lace-up, knee-high platform boots with a five-inch heel for this costume. Five. Inches. Do you know how life-changing the difference is between being 5â˛2âł and being 5â˛7âł?
...And yet Iâm still in danger of stepping on and tripping over the front of my dress while wearing these boots. Because fuck this dress and fuck my life. ))
[Pearl: Fuse with me! Cecil: (voiceover) You are thirsty. Of course you are. We are all metaphorically thirsty for better things, but you are literally thirsty. Pearl: I can sing! Cecil: (voiceover) Literally thirsty for anything.]Â
reblogging b/c itâs important for todd to have strong magic space lady role models, and also because he likes this show. he hasnât listened to night vale yet but iâm working on it. i donât even like night vale that much, i just want him to get the references so i donât have to explain them anymore.
Important questions about Steven Universe: 1) Is it as good as everyone says?
2) Does it have any useful tips for fighting void terrors?
3) No really, is it actually that good?
1) yes
2) yes!
3) YES
you can tell iâm serious because i went and got a rock to leave on the shift key for this one
Iâm in the next room. You could have just asked me to come and help.
no, todd. the rock is symbolic
Chiku, ask Todd to explain the function of the capslock key to you.
oh, capslock and me are brosâi use all caps all the time. but i still needed the rock for that exclamation mark.
Ah, I see. I had not considered the exclamation mark. In that case, perhaps we should get you an AZERTY keyboard, with the exclamation point on the un-shifted rows? You deserve to be able to express yourself without constraint.
Although the AZERTY keyboards do seem to place the period on a shift row instead. That seems problematic.
(( Actually that might explain a few things about Betsy... ))
(( Costuming I ))
(( So my mask arrived this morning. It shipped from Venice, Italy to Utah in four days. Make a note of that, Seattle bead company who claims itâll take eight business days to ship a few packets of beads to me.
Anyway, I put it on - with some difficulty; itâs clearly not shaped for non-Caucasian bone structures - and admired myself for a while. Then I put in my red contacts. And then I proceeded to accidentally scare the shit out of my cat.
I leaned in to look at her, and she kept shrinking back and back until she was cornered against a pillow. Then she gave the mask a really hard "get away from me" smack. Her ears were laid all the way back, flat against her head, and her tail was puffed up to an enormous size.
I took the mask off, and she sniffed around my eyes for like five minutes to make sure it was me. Then she proceeded to viciously hunt a scrap of plastic packaging to feel better about herself.
Maybe this cat was Prince Nakeyaâs original sidekick. He had to switch to the praying mantis because the cat was too much of a wussy. ))
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[Pearl: Fuse with me! Cecil: (voiceover) You are thirsty. Of course you are. We are all metaphorically thirsty for better things, but you are literally thirsty. Pearl: I can sing! Cecil: (voiceover) Literally thirsty for anything.]Â
reblogging b/c itâs important for todd to have strong magic space lady role models, and also because he likes this show. he hasnât listened to night vale yet but iâm working on it. i donât even like night vale that much, i just want him to get the references so i donât have to explain them anymore.
Important questions about Steven Universe: 1) Is it as good as everyone says?
2) Does it have any useful tips for fighting void terrors?
3) No really, is it actually that good?
1) yes
2) yes!
3) YES
you can tell iâm serious because i went and got a rock to leave on the shift key for this one
Iâm in the next room. You could have just asked me to come and help.
no, todd. the rock is symbolic
Chiku, ask Todd to explain the function of the capslock key to you.
