What is this?

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

mostly missing me but i know a bunch of folks that are right in the path 🥰 enjoy it for me, my lovelies!

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

omg. Just finished penciling the first chapter of Check, Please! Year 5 🥹