this is fine. we’re all fine.

Lestat: and then Armand appeared out of nowhere and started reading me a gay little notes app apology. He would not shut up about my vibrant personality and beautiful golden locks and so I got bored and I took a blood shower (I had a blood setting installed on my tour bus shower!!!) which is a practical and sane thing to do. I whipped my dick out in front of him and he was sooooo into it. Then I threw my hair into a messy bun and told him to kill himself.

Daniel: I'm never getting married again. I've been divorced twice and it was a goddamn disaster both times. I should never have gotten married in the first place and im not gonna make the same mistake now that i get a second chance at living. Marriage is an oppressive patriarchal construct anyway.