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We now return to the Romeo and Juliette Saga, Jurassic Park edition in Ch. 18 of Prowl's Big Problem!
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Sorry, it's been a while, please enjoy the latest chapter, guys!
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I’m accepting transformers ocs. :V
I have 8 Transformers ocs.
I've had these 8 living rent-free in my head for at least 2 years now. A couple of updated character notes since it's been a while:
Wisp is an Autobot spy captured and experimented on with Triple Changer tech. Eventually, she escapes, but still isn't used to all her new seeker mode's bells and whistles. She's crashed into many things. The new mode also upgrades her bike form and gives her a turbo booster, giving her kicks more power. Her audial cords are for plugging into mainframes and getting data on missions. Delivery girl before the war.
Due to Trine Soulmate shenanigans, Wisp now has 2 idiot Decepticons who keep trying to court her for Trine to go along with all the troubles of her new seeker frame. Having some mechs to talk to is actually good therapy for her compared to her usual method of bottling things up due to being a lone wolf spy, no matter how much her tsundere ass denies it.
Crossdrive is a Transmasc space cowboy and a menace. No one has any idea how he manages to sneak into to places he shouldn't be in. He's popped in on the Lost Light a couple of times, and it drives Magnus insane, especially cuz he leaves muddy prints and tire tracks everywhere. Now he stiffens in dread and horror whenever he hears the telltale sign of country music.
Gridiron has often been kidnapped and dragged to a paint detailer for a makeover by fashion-conscious (i.e. Sunstreaker, Knockout, etc) mechs who think his paint job hurts to look at. Viral has to go and save her assistant often.
Landfall has autism and is oblivious to her tiny admirer. It's honestly really cute to watch them. Her size is between Skyfire, Astrotrain, and Omega Supreme.
Cascade and Viral have a history. Viral likes to mess with her, and although Cascade should be used to it by now, she's still annoyed by her antics. Secretly, we think they both like it.
Time for an Encore! Epilogue Part 1 of the Constructi-Notes is here and Sideswipe is suffering!
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When I’m sad I just imagine the constructicons singing like those barbershop quartets, and suddenly I’m happy again
Constructiprowl in a nutshell:
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Points directly at @artsymagic429 it's all her fault
What I think would happen when soundwave find the twins
I regret nothing!
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Happy Mother's Day! Especially to our favorite Praxian in Chapter 17!
"I'M NOT SPARKED!"
He's still in denial.
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can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags
i love this post so much. all the replies are like
"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)
"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)
doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)
"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)
"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)
people who put full ass meals on toast (based)
people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)
melty peanut butter (absolutely based)
"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)
special shoutout to the pots-havers adding extra salt. also the one person who mentioned kaya. i see you and am in agreement
Cream cheese! Sometimes guacamole too if it's good. All on Keto bread, of course, for my low carb diet.
Though I haven't tried this, I just had a great idea for if I want something sweet, nutella with Strawberries and powdered sugar or honey sounds good for French toast too!
Hey, guys! Hope you've all had your annual check-ups, cuz Prowl's about to get his in Chapter 16!
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Also, I messed up a bit and accidentally posted the chapter too early instead of saving it as a draft, so if you read it early, please go back and check out the completed chapter. I also left a note that will be deleted soon on the fic.
Prowl's Sexcapades are leaked to the World in chapter 15!
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Prowl's Big Problem Ch. 14 airs tonight! Please read the end of the post for scheduling times.
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Just a quick note in advance. I may need to push back updates to the weekends. There may also be times when they become irregular as I'm starting to get used to my new job. I finally got my foot in the door of my teaching career! Now with my new schedule, I won't be able to update often on weekdays as I may be too tired when I get home, and I won't be able to pull all-nighters on a school night lol.
On a related note, I can say I am now officially CPR and First Aid Certified again, as I went through the class during training, so that's really neat!
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Struck by a bolt of inspiration for my Pokemon AU!
I was scrolling and saw an AU that included Wildwheel, and it got me thinking which Pokemon would fit him more. Now I can't stop imagining him as this rugged senior Ranger who's kind of like a loose cannon with like a Cacturne, Whirlepede, and a Scolipede, he puts a saddle on and rides like a horse. As for when he'll appear, I think he'd be a perfect supporting cast/antagonist for when I do Jazz's story.
He's the kind of guy who'd be right up Jazz's alley, and they'd get along great when he travels there for his mission, at least until something unfortunate happens. What do you all think?
Today, we visit the Pokemon Center in Chapter 2 of Building a Team, the first installment of my Transformers Pokemon AU!
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New Crackfic Concept:
Megatron attempts to sneak out of Optimus' room on the Ark after one of his and Optimus' "Peace Talk Attempts" only to run into various other Decepticons. This includes Starscream coming out of Skyfire's lab (Megatron was really unsurprised, but still angry that the little weasel had betrayed him again!), Soundwave (he was appalled at this one, Starscream he expected but Soundwave?!) coming from Jazz's room, Deadlock from Ratchet's (though Megatron was pretty sure Deadlock was off-planet last he checked), The Constructicons coming from Prowl's (Which Megatron did not wish to even think about), Skywarp coming from the Lambo Twins' room (not surprising, the purple seeker got around), and Thundercracker from Bumblebee's (they weren't even doing anything, he swears!) No one believes him, even though he was literally the only one telling the truth and not trying to make excuses.
Was everyone in his High Command betraying him today?! Scene then cuts to Cybertron as Shockwave is *ahem* performing an experiment on Blurr regarding how fast and how long he can endure.
What follows is a very awkward conversation between High Command and the Constructicons, with everyone agreeing to work together so they can sneak out of the Ark without alerting Red Alert and the rest of the Autobots, and Megatron is being a hypocrite the entire time. When they get back to the Nemesis, they all agree to never speak of this night again to save face. Megatron ends up having a realization he really doesn't want to have, and by the next morning, Megatron surprises everyone by extending a truce to the Autobots. Well, everyone except High Command. They knew why, and their leader was a giant hypocrite,
Not sure just yet if I want all Autobot High Command to be unaware of everyone else's Decepticon boyfriends or they all know about each others little rendevous and make a pact to keep Red Alert out of the loop cuz they know it'll make him have a conniption.
I propose that post-date-night brunch should be a time honored tradition for the Autobots.
Everyone who's dating a Decepticon gathers in the rec room to bemoan how their idiot boyfriends are so stubborn while having their morning energon.
Meanwhile, Red Alert doesn't understand why he, the 'SECURITY DIRECTOR', isn't allowed in these meetings, and it's driving him insane!
Heck, maybe they let Inferno in on it, convince him this will eventually lead to peace, and have him run interference for them on Red Alert.
@artsymagic429 I think I'm a little obsessed with your au
Don't mind me, I'm just screeching internally in excitement at seeing more awesome fan art! Ha ha, yes! Join me in this obsession! I'm just as obsessed with your fanart!
Chapter 13 is out! In this chapter, we make Prowl suffer, and Jazz drops a bombshell that throws Mirage and Hound under the bus.
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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
Pokemon x transformers two of my favorites things in a fic, LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOO
@artsymagic429 At this point I'm going to build you a shrine because it's not normal to have so many good ideas or I'm going to study how your brain works, just kidding, Prowl team is so, chef kiss, perfect
My brain is powered by ADHD and sweets so it constantly runs. I am so hyper-focused on these 2 fandoms right now!
Love the awesome new fanart! Green is so cute! She's Prowl, big bad dragon baby! Absol was also a perfect match for Prowl's team imo!
Also, lol at the Hawaiian shirt Jazz is wearing. He so would! Gotta keep his cover to keep from alerting the bad guys after all! Treating his away mission like a vacation is just a bonus!
