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Do A Flip! >:)
Really how that’d go.

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Rhysand: Go over there and flirt with them. Just say some cheesy pick up line
Y/N: Okay
Y/N walking up to Azriel: I like my partners how I like my intrusive thoughts
Azriel: ?
Y/N: Fucking me over in the middle of the night
Rhysand: Oh Mother above
Real.
SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
Ong this man is fine.
Brat.
Yes. Yes, I am. What are you gonna do about it?
O-oh...ok😳🫠
Because i don't want to study 😭

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Nina: I told you, bro. To make Wylan fall in love, you have to make him laugh.
Jesper, drunk: I did! I made him laugh multiple times. But...
Inej: -But what?
Jesper, sobbing: But every time he laughs I'm the one who falls in love.
Jesper: This is my sweet boy Wylan Van Sunshine, my love, the best guy around (´♡‿♡`) Wylan in the background with the result of his latest explosion:
Jesper: Perfect, isn't he? ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ
*playing twister*
kaz: right hand red.
wylan: *ends up on top of jesper*
jesper: …you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?
kaz: i stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. honestly, i’m surprised you didn’t notice
That one scene in Pekka’s house be like
(i had to)
Rhysand: Why are your tongues purple?
Elain, blushing: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Az had a red one.
Rhysand:....
Azriel:....
Elain, turning redder:....
Rhysand, eyes narrowing:....
Feyre: You drank each other's slushies?
Azriel: Yes. That's exactly what we did.
But this would happen though~

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collecting these like funky little bugs..................
Yesh.
Mental illness can be cured by thinking about The Character but be careful because mental illness can also be caused by thinking about The Character
Factssssss
Shit’s crazy.
Your monster romances are truly unhinged in all of the best ways 👹🤭
These truly are the vibes though
I am here for this.
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This... this is so cute.

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You work as tech support for ancient supernatural beings who are trying to adapt to the modern world. It’s a frustrating - and at times dangerous - job, but at least your clients pay well.
“My Great Destroyer, Consumer of Lands, Harbinger of the Deep Seas,” you say trying to keep the exasperation from your voice, “you need to be connected to the internet to see your email.”
“{}@&_@&%(#(&@__!*_”
“Yes. Can you move the mouse to the lower right side of the screen? There should be some little bars that will tell you if you are connected to the wi-fi.”
“&%)!^*^$%^!_%_$}{|”
“No my Great and Terrible the wi-fi is not a rival god from the desert lands, it’s just the technology that let’s you see your email.”
“!*&){}|@*#”
“Good, that means you are connected to the internet. Now if you can open your browser, Mozilla Firefox, Google Chrome, or even Microsoft Edge.”
“!@^&)(&@!&&&@}|”
You mute yourself so you can swear. “Yes, you can use Internet Explorer to access your AOL email account. If I may offer a suggestion?”
“$%^&*@”
“It will be easier in the long run, I promise. But Microsoft stopped supporting Internet Explorer a long time ago, and AOL is barely a company anymore. If you will let me walk you through some steps we can get you a modern web browser and a brand new email-”
“&^$}”
“Yes, with all of your old email.”
—-
Five hours of your life later, you’ve got the deep sea eldritch god set up with Firefox and a new email with forwarding from it’s old email. Just when you start to think that this job isn’t remotely worth it, a small crab-like creature crawls across your desk. (you can’t in good conscious call it a crab because it somehow has both too many eyes, legs, and pincers, and not enough of the same. yet your brain interprets the being as “crab”)
It’s about the size of a coffee mug and it holds something up for you, shaking one of it’s many claws at you.
You take the small thing, and crab scuttles away to where ever it came from.
The small thing in your palm seems to be a tiny treasure chest, the kind of thing that you’d put in a goldfish bowl. It feels wet and the kind of slimy something gets from being covered in seaweed.
You put it down on your desk just in time for it to rapidly expand, cracking a support on your desk and covering you in sea water.
Before you can get mad about it the chest opens revealing a small horde of gold, jewels, and a bottle of what you have to assume is pirate rum.
“Oh! Cool!” one of your coworkers say as they pop their head up over the cubicle wall. “I wish I got pirate booty once in a while.”
“Why, what did Thyrien, Emissary of the Sun, give you for helping them recover their steam library?” you ask.
“A sense of peace and calm about my life and place in the world.”
“Oh sounds nice.”
“It is. They also gave me this ceremonial headdress.” You coworker disappears for a moment and puts on a giant headdress that appears to be made from gold and platinum and has several truly giant diamonds all over it.
“Wow,” you say.
“Yeah, I’m thinking I should wear this to the next company mixer.”
I live for this shit. XD
HE SAID THE LINE!!!!
You may call me a simp.
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You would be correct.