arthurian misquotes

Gawain: Agravaine, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. Agravaine: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

Arthur: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Kay: And you came to me?

Morgause: I am sorry, I know how much you hate to be wrong. Morgana: I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation.

Dinadan: Uh oh. Lancelot: What? Dinadan: Somebody's in love. Lancelot: Yeah, right. I just think Guinevere is great. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her. Lancelot, later that night: Uh oh.

Agravaine: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late. Lot: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

Bedivere: You’re drunk. Kay: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar is important.

Arthur, about Lancelot: He's speaking some kind of French. Guinevere: Let me handle it. I speak Latin. It's the same thing.

Gawain: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Gaheris: It's kind of complicated, but Agravaine- Gawain: Got it. Forget I asked.

Kay: Boy, I have a very important missive to send. Write what I dictate. Kay: Dear incompetent menace - Gareth: Alright... "My Dear King Mark"

Bedivere How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? Kay: Bedivere, it's four o'clock in the morning. Bedivere: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Morgana: I know you think my judgement’s clouded because I am partial to Arthur. Morgause: You doodled your wedding invitation. Morgana: No, that’s our joint tombstone. Morgause: My mistake.