Kohl...

Tim: To make up for missing our last date due to work, I made reservations and laid out outfits for both of you on the bed.

Bernard (in the bedroom with Kon): I don’t remember these being in our closet?

Kon: Since when did you have that necklace?

Bernard: And you those earrings? Shit, is that diamond?

Kon: Oh, I see what’s happening. Tim does this when he feels guilty.

Bernard: I hate rich people so much.

Damian: Hello.

Jon (jumping): Oh…hey? How did you get here? And when? I thought you said you were busy today and couldn’t hang out.

Damian: Irrelevant. I have a gift.

Jon: Oh my god! Is that a signed guitar?

Damian: …do you like it?

Jon: Yes, duh. But, how? Why? When?

Damian (climbing out the bedroom): Bye.

Clark (walking into Jon’s room): Oh, you and Damian made up?

Jon: WE WERE FIGHTING?

(Bonus SuperBat)

Clark (to his mom on the phone, walking into his Daily Planet office): Me and B were in a bit of a fight last night. Nothing big, but I feel bad about it. He slept in the guest room- holy shit.

Martha: What? You ok?

Clark: Yeah, yeah. I just walked into my office and…like everything’s been upgraded?

Martha: …what?”

Clark: There’s a really nice keyboard and computer and one of those fancy desk chairs and…oh. Hey, B.

Bruce (in the corner of the room): Good?

Clark: Uhhh…yes?

In this AU Jason and Tim were very close friends -cofcofsituationshipcofcof- and Jason always talked about the importance of Robin for the people of Gotham, how it was a symbol of hope and light for the most vulnerable ones and, when his mother died, seeing Robin in the sky was the only moment when he felt like a kid again. This was actually the reason they became friends in the first place, they both understood that Robin was much more than a mantle.

When he died and Batman started his depression era, Tim couldn't stand here watching Jason's legacy disappear. The hope that the vigilantes once gave was now fear, no matter if you were a criminal or a child, so Tim became Robin.

The thing is, Tim didn't want to be Robin, and his context was very different from Jason. For Tim Robin wasn't magic, it was a sacrifice. Still, he kept going because Robin was hope, yes, but there were times, when every part of his body hurt and it seemed like he would never be enough, where Tim wanted to be selfish and leave. He never did though, even when the idea of helping Gotham wasn't enough to make him leave the bed, he kept going, for Jason, only for him.

His parents died early in this AU, so we have a Tim Drake who threw his life away and sacrificed everything he got to preserve the legacy of a boy who, turns out, doesn't even remember him. He crashes out, and then proceeds to be a little shit, talking about how he was, in fact, better Robin than Jason and insulting him. The Titans Tower scene happens pretty much the same (only with an angrier and bitter Tim) (oh, and without that awful Robin costume for Jason because I refuse to draw it).

In this AU, Jason didn't get all his memories the moment he bathed in the Lazarus pit, maybe an effect of those 6 months in a zombie state. At this point, he still has very noticeable mental gaps, but he thinks they're not very important and he got the most important memories back. Oh boy...

He only starts to remember Tim after this encounter, but it's a very slow process and, by the time he remembers everything, Tim doesn't want anything to do with him.