unfortunately for everyone, I am a Horse Girl™

The Benoit Blanc mysteries are so enjoyable to watch, like these are Movies!! With characters, and sets, and scripts, and lighting, and themes, and plots, the whole shebang!! Not that other movies don't or that Hollywood is some monolith exclusively producing hot garbage except for these valorous exceptions, just that they feel so thoroughly and intentionally crafted and not for optimized market appeal but to create art and tell a story and think about the world and context from these movies have emerged, Movies!! in the most loving sense of the word

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable