if i see another person saying “imma young ho” i’m gonna fucking shoot myself
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if i see another person saying “imma young ho” i’m gonna fucking shoot myself

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eid mubarak to all gay and queer muslims, thou art forever loved
People will honestly watch Doctor Who, see the Doctor go "This is my wife, I flirt with her constantly, arrange the wildest, most romantic dates ever, and one day retire and settle down with her on the same planet for decades even though I know she will die one day and I keep a picture of her on my desk not to my granddaughter to remind me every day of those I have loved and lost" and say that "oh, he didn't love River and only married her because it was fixed point blah blah blah".
bro that fuckass halftime show activated some kinda sleeper agent or smth, i’ve been relistening to lady gags entire discography every day since
Over the course of your life, how many pets have you had?
None 😔
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someone at work told me 'oh, just ask chat' when i raised a casual question and i asked what she meant and she said 'you know, chatgpt' like im an idiot. and i should get an award for the fact that i did not start snarling and biting and killing
favourite teacher unknowingly outed me, i think it’s time to pull out the gun
Wait..."luge" is a French word meaning "sled"?!??! That's what the guy on TV just said.
How the fuck have I been watching the Winter Olympics since 1988 and never heard that before?!?!
we have to do it again everyone. we have to get aromanticism trending on valentines day again this year. we need to win
I dropped my plastic bowls while grabbing one from the shelf and said "oh no, my bowls!" but my vowel in "bowl" sounds similar to my vowel in "ball" and my partner goes "your balls???"
I then said, "no, my bowls" and she says "oh you got that ball-bowl merger."

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i tht this was starting to be too common an experience!!! there is a very high vhance of that i thinkkk
yeah no i highly doubt there’s very many of us out there, i’ve never met one irl 💔💔
lvl 1: the plural of octopus is octopuses because the plural version of a word is the word with an s at the end
lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi
lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes
lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural
lvl 5: the plural of octopus is octopeese, like geese
it’s called a topic because you toc about it with other piple
i always forget that my blog very much shows who i am TT
this is so cool though!! ive only ever met like three other genderfluid lesbina muslims on the internet!!!
i lwk might be the same as another, i made a new account recently bc too many of my irls knew i had that tumblr lmao
IN A ME TOO WAY I HAD TO CLARIFY THAT I FEAR
LMAO DONT WORRY I COULD TELL BY YOUR BLOG

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muslim genderfluid lesbaian ?????
yes!! unfortunately not as religious as i used to be, but still accurate :)
pov: you make a nice statement about life surrounding smth you’re knowledgeable in, share it with a group of ppl who are also supposedly knowledgable in said topic, and someone condescendingly tries to tell you you’re wrong and attempts to explain why you’re wrong, ONLY TO FUCKING BE INCORRECT THEMSELVES