three rats in a coat

tmi, but i just feel like if i arched my back a little bit while laying on my tummy, and got my pussy ate from behind, it would make my day loads better

if I can’t consume the book with a voracious intensity and have the book consume me back then I don’t want it

getting older as a kid is like yippee!! wahoo yay!! but then immediately as u enter ur early twenties ur like whoa lol hold on wait wait hold upa minute stop

Every time there's a new tumblr meme there's always people like "this isn't funny anymore, it's gotten boring/cringe" We are on tumblr, we drag dead jokes around so that their blood decorates the place like a children's hospital

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

tag yourself I'm #39.

sometimes I see things that are so absurdly horny that it circles back around to being sexless you know what I mean

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

doing my part against climate change by. not having a driver's license

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.