God, Hungry, and Lol: shelboobod my brain on adderall: oh my god hi everyone, I’m so happy, let’s have a full conversation while I simultaneously try to clean everything. my brain on weed: lol… hungry… I should eat until it physically hurts while binge watching episodes of That 70s Show I’ve seen a million times. my brain on alcohol: I just wanna fuuuUUUUUCK. my brain sober. let’s over think every tiny little thing and cry about absolutely nothing in particular and either sleep 30 hours or none at all.

(via 🔥 Young condor 🔥)

some birds eventually forgot that they were dinosaurs, but the Condor Did Not.

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From tidepooling to witnessing Oregon’s tallest lighthouse, there is something for every visitor at Yaquina Head. Yaquina Head Outstanding Natural Area extends out from the Oregon coast, one mile into the Pacific Ocean. Standing 93 feet tall at the westernmost point of the basalt headland, the lighthouse has been a bright beacon of the night, guiding ships and their supplies along the west coast since the light was first lit on August 20, 1873. In the tide pools, visitors can see marine life such as anemones, urchins, mussels,  barnacles and seastars. Photo by Bob Wick, Bureau of Land Management (@mypubliclands).

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I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

me doing my best to pretend I’m over my ex when I see him in the club after I’ve had three tequila sours and I’m feeling loosey goosey and I’m one jaegerbomb from going over the edge and the gürls just wanna dip it and do it but id rather be in bed crying