happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

the year is 2032. after hitting it big on rumble and truthsocial, acid bath are ready to play ben shapiro’s zionfest in washington dc at the historic jeffrey epstein memorial hall. phil anselmo reforms pantera because he finally feels like white men aren’t being prosecuted for their beliefs anymore, marries erika kirk the same year and turns his life over to christianity. the band’s christian era is their most financially successful. sleep token confesses that they were behind the grammy award winning ‘we are charlie kirk’ song from 2025 and regret not coming out and telling the public sooner. all music on the radio but morgan wallen and sabrina carpenter is ai. musk and bondi in the morning is the country’s #1 comedy talk radio show. fantano commits suicide. president joe rogan changes the official national bird from a bald eagle to an israeli drone.

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

Who wanna tell me im a pretty little fag for pride mounth

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat