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honestly getting hit by a car probably feels good as fuck. MIGHT fuck around and get hit by a car soon. or eventually.

Get hit ny a car with a vibrator going so you can cum while youre on the ground moaning in pain

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

hey girl are you the poem citrus by luke sutherland because i. want you to fuck the womb out of me and eat it

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

the author's barely disguised hatred for capitalism

Also, sometimes the media is actively suppressing news about [evil thing].

Alright, welp. It's come to the worst unfortunately. I am opening emergency delayed commissions, as I have to escape my house immediately (either tomorrow or in two days) :/ I will be buying plane tickets to the next state over to live with a close friend. Since I will be on the move for the next week or so and can't draw, the slots will have to be filled now and the art completed later. I hope that's okay. I appreciate anyone who can help, I really, really need it right now.

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

chat what does it mean when your most often recurring sexual fantasy is getting forced to drink so much alcohol you can't do anything as the woman who got you drunk forces herself onto, and eventually into, you? I'm sure it's nothing probably.

so anyways any volunteers? any takers? I'll fund the alcohol.

Please remember that puppy is famous for its ease of use

Please remember that puppy likes being told what people fantasize about using it for.

Please remember that I'm puppy

do any pretty women want to bruise and bite and in general mark me up. I'm literally pretty. let me be both your canvas and your work of art

basically all I'm good for is looking pretty y'know, use me for what so clearly is my purpose.