I don’t like men.

the princess demands you jack off in front of her. no she does not care if you feel shy. yes right now

its actually crazy how good music is. and its all different, too. like wow. huge deal really when you think about it

sorry i came in 52 seconds i am obsessed with you

horny, next question

Thinkkin bout suuuuper slow sloppy achingly teasing handjobs btw

rub your pretty face against my bulge while I play with your hair

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

fuck i’m gonna cum. shh, shh, stop whining, don’t think. don’t worry- fuck you feel good- you’ll look so pretty knocked up, yeah? so big and full, so heavily bred- i’m gonna cum inside, oh keep struggling, just like that

we need more packer play i think. i want you groping it through my jeans and commenting on how you can feel me get hard. i want you tracing the outline of it with your fingers. i want you picking out the size of my packer. i want you sucking on it and begging for me to cum down your throat

pretty girl who gets wet every time she watches me do anything with my hands, watching every muscle flex and every vein become more prominent and just dripping at the thought of them inside her