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stupid fucking slut hour 

happy stupid fucking slut sunday

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

i think in the pokemon world they would say "it's so snover" and "we're so baxcalibur". my mind is so twisted and fucked up you couldnt possibly hope to understand..............................

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

Woah. They weren’t kidding organisms will perceive and react to stimulus.

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

keep your head up Fucked Bastard we can do this

*looks up with a sparkle of hope in my eyes* Woman Becomer...

robbing the pharaos tomb but hes the broke pharaoh and theyres nothing to steal

and the picture of him on the sarcophagus he's turning his pockets out and shrugging

imagine holly does to the ketchup shop

Ok

So I imagined it.

i'm really glad because imagination can change the world

i cannot for the life of me find the post that my blog title is from. and unfortunately googling “need my tits wet with lobster butter .com” is giving me less than helpful results