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Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

Update on that friend: a bunch of people sent me "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" gifs in response to that story. I can tell you now with certainty that she definitely has the spirit, and she's not confused anymore

Who wanna tell me im a pretty little fag for pride mounth

You don’t wanna know what happens when your kidneys are idiot bitches.

Appendix: the Unabomber

Being an insane sex pervert is fun until it hits that what turns me on is actually what turns me on and I am like fucked in the head for real

Oh cool something exploded outside and now all the power's out. Great

I have to be out of the house in about twenty min anyway so Whatever but I'm annoyed bc I didn't wanna wake my partner and I was stressing as I was showering bc I kept knocking shit over and freezing and trying desperately to stem my vocal stimming and then I finally come out and check and they're still asleep thank God and then KABOOM fuck you

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

DIDN'T I MY DEAR

DIDN'T I MY DEAR

*Intense musical interlude*