People don’t even say w00t anymore.

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

that last one is where Courage the Cowardly Dog lives

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

Reblog this to slap my ass.

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

I’ve been here the whole time.

time to retire to my chambers (got under the covers)

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

hey no offense but i’m going to legally prosecute you for forcing me to see this post

Uncut king!!!

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

He was investigated by the secret service for this joke

Which makes it SO much funnier