Heartbreaking: the tag about being attracted to inanimate objects is being flooded with people who think liking a TV head or a sentient robot is the same thing

#it makes makes me want to pull my hair out in clumps#like zero disrespect or judgement but this isn't your space#like for arguments sake that might as well be a whole human person#why do you need a safe space or like reassurance because#you find a conventionally attractive man in fact attractive#especially because half of you would then turn around and call#people who fuck stuffed animals or pool toys sexual predators#“teehee this tv head man is so hot” okay good for you#are you normal about people who are attracted to ACTUAL objects

every time someone posts a humanoid robot in the objectum tag a microwave explodes. an angel loses its wings. etc. stop it. that tag is for people who want to stick their fingers in their car's exhaust pipe not for you to express your lust for Attractive Man who Happens to be Metal. STOP!!!!!!

its 2013 why cant i fuck music

youre so right brother

yeah “i can’t tell if i want to be them or fuck them” is the classic queer experience but what they don’t warn you about is feeling this way towards inanimate objects

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.