Armand De Gamer

I will never be normal about the way Armand looks at Daniel in this scene. This is the point at which he learns that Daniel knows more than he wants him to. You’d expect Armand to look aggravated. defensive. indignant. But for a few seconds there Armand isn’t showing any of that. His gaze is Soft. maybe even longing. Boy that is LOVE I see ! ! !

Book Armand: I’m only desired for my perceived boyish innocence which I very intentionally play up, but I despise everyone who falls for it. Such is my fate.

Daniel during the Devil’s minion chase

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??

Netflix’s actual response:

daniel wake up. daniel my love the people online are making fun of me. look at this. i—yes i know you just woke up and i’m levitating over our bed in a quote unquote “ominous” way. just look. you see, they are taking this photograph of me and adding ridiculous captions. and look. daniel stop laughing please. do you honestly think that i, a five hundred year old immortal vampire, would be so easily swindled by an internet scammer? i have seen empires rise and fall. i’ve watched time, people, landscapes, all turn to dust around me. do they truly believe that i am so foolish as to—daniel you promised not to bring up the Credit Card Incident. nor the Social Security Number Incident. look at this one. daniel. daniel beloved this is serious i don’t even play minecraft that much anymore. i’ve branched out. it’s like you don’t even appreciate our tiny perfect life in the sims four. daniel. you hate our virtual child. our beautiful mr pickles the cat. is this what i have to put up with for the rest of our immortal lives? you laughing at me? daniel—

Obsessed with the fact that he denys all of the armandposting memes except for mine which was about the sims 😭