the names Demon Boy

this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

Fucked up that you could have said rattweiler but didnt

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

you say you hate cops and the military and people start talking about their family members like man idgaf your cousin is going to hell