Dehya + Arlecchino Forgotten!Creator AU
A proper response to @ninjacomix sorry for the wait!
Dehya
You woke up in the deserts of Sumeru when you first arrived in Teyvat, so itβs no surprise that the first people you met were EremitesΒ
Unlike the Traveler, you are not immediately attacked- half because of your divinity subtly making them more docile, and half because youβre covered in sand and dressed in foreign clothes and practically melting under the sun- and yeah, you look too pathetic to rob
They end up taking you back to Aaru Village, and thatβs where you end up meeting Dehya.
Well, technically you meet Dehya the day after you arrive, when you rush outside during a sandstorm and spot her fighting monsters
Itβs a bit surreal, watching an actual fight like this, and youβre frozen in awe
At least until you notice the Rifthound sneaking up on her
Youβre panicking as you lunge forward, feeling something begin to expand inside you, and-
Everything is still
Both the storm and the Rifthounds are frozen in place, and Dehya is looking at you, extremely confused
βWhat is this?!?β βHOW SHOULD I KNOW?!?!β βYOUβRE THE ONE DOING IT!!!!β
Dehya dispatches the Rifthounds quickly, and the sandstorm resumes
And the next day, the both of you set out towards the Akademiya, wanting to figure out what your deal is
(You donβt realize that now the gods are remembering the creator, the Akademiya is Scrambling to find any and all information on you and why they forgot you)
During the journey the both of you grow close, and a few weeks in, the both of you wrapped in a blanket to protect from the chill of a desert night, you turn to her.
βHey, letβs get married.β
And after choking on her water, she agrees to it
Congratulations! You have a wife!
The Creator, showing up hand in hand with an Eremite is not what an Akademiya scholar expected to see at four in the morning on a random day, but that is what he saw- and he thinks the subsequent panic is very understandable
Before you know it, you and your new wife are sitting in the acting grand sages office as Nahida uses some kind of Archon communication to page the other Archons
It takes about an hour for them to burst through the door
(In that time youβve taught Alhaitham and Dehya how to play Rock Paper Scissors, Go Fish, Uno, and youβre in the middle of teaching them slapjack. Alhaithams hands are suspiciously red and Dehya is smirking)
Theyβre instantly fretting over you, apologizing for forgetting you and generally praising you, completely overwhelming until Dehya pulls you away
βHey! Who are you supposed to be!β Itβs Venti, disappointed that his god has been taken from him
βThatβs my wife!β You state proudly.
And then everything clicks
βWait, Iβm a god?βΒ
The room explodes in noise, but Dehyaβs hand never leaves yours
Arlecchino
When it comes to Arlecchino, instead of taking you to Aaru Village, you ask them to take you to the border of Fontaine
Youβve only made it to the end of Sumeru in the Archon Quests- maybe if you head to Fontaine now, youβll get to see the Archon Quest in person!
Itβs only once youβve taken the Aquabus to the Court of Fontaine that you realize you do not have a single mora on your person.Β
Itβs after a day of exploring that you end up near the sea, and after being startled by a giant crab appearing from nowhere (It was Very Scary I promise) you end up tumbling into the water, youβre trapped under, and-
WaitΓ’β¬Β¦ you can still breathe!
You light up with excitement, diving deeper, and that begins your life as a diver.
You end up becoming a collector, selling cool shells and oddities to anyone in the Court whoβs willing to buy them (Youβve built up a pretty good rapport with the supply manager of Chioriβs Boutique)
Itβs also underwater that you discover youβre the creator- finding an old abandoned temple with murals of a god that look just like you, helping you make sense of the power beneath your skin
But hey, if no one else was gonna bring it up, you wouldnβt either
And itβs underwater that you end up meeting your first Fatui member: Freminet
He was surprised when he first saw you swimming around- but now heβs grown pretty accustomed to you, and sometimes you guys even interact
Admittedly, sound doesnβt travel well underwater, so most of your communication is via charades, but the two of you end up growing close
Freminet shows you cool diving spots, you collect valuables from the ocean floor together, swim together in blissful silence, and play with all the friendly ocean animals you seem to attract
It only takes about a month for Freminet to begin mentally referring to you as mother (This boy is starved of a parental figure)
And after that it only takes a week before he slips up
Heβs waiting in Fatherβs office, looking around as he waits for him to arrive
Itβs pretty sparsely decorated- but there are a few ornaments still left around.
βMother would like thisΓ’β¬Β¦β Freminet muses, looking at a small model boat, delicate and intricately carved.
A flash of heat at his back. βΓ’β¬Β¦ What did you just say?β
After a very long and frantic explanation, and a slightly shorter lecture on stranger danger, Arlecchino demands to meet you.
You first meet the harbinger after a day diving with Freminet, and he shoots you an apologetic look as you both surface to find a harbinger on the shore
And then you make eye contact
Your thoughts: That is a harbinger. From the Fatui. Huh. Iβm going to pretend not to know that.
Arlecchinoβs thoughts: That is the Creator that The Tsaritsa told me to look out for. They have the exact same appearance. I will pretend not to know that.
Arlecchino asks you to tea to get to know you better, and it devolves from there.
At your tea party, she introduces herself as a completely normal orphanage matron, and youβre polite enough to not point out that her brooch is a tiny Fatui emblem
You introduce yourself as a normal diver and she ignores the fact that your spoon has been stirring sugar into your tea without you even touching it
Your relationship continues in a similar fashion, with the both of you pretending to be a completely normal couple
After a few months, when both of you are getting married, you both ignore the oddities of your guests
βAh, darling, the Fatui are here.β βOh yes, they sponsor my orphanage, how polite of them to come.β
βAngel, Morax is here.β βHuh. Isnβt he supposed to be dead?β βYes.β βWell, Iβm glad he could make it.βΒ
The both of you continue with intense purposeful ignorance
Venti: Your grace, do you really want to marry the harbinger? Is she threatening you?
You: What harbinger? Iβm marrying a completely normal and totally average orphanage owner. So kind and generous she is.
Arlecchino, in the background, kicking Childe for trying to start a fight at her wedding, pausing to turn and wave: Hello.
Also Freminet is the flower girl
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