[Ari]

This guy gets it

<]:^)}3 gandalf big naturals

pussy so german expressionistic it got me walking down this black and white spiral staircase into a matte painting of an oddly jagged cityscape while i hunch over dressed in dance tights

/10

Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper

Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth

Once had a professor whose previous career was giving educational zoo tours to children, so he’d say stuff like, “now let’s meet our friend, acidic keratin!”

I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world

-2 grams of weed in this bad boy. you smoke this and you get less high

It's called soberweed, supposed to turn you into a real productive member of society

You wanna hit off this bro? *Hands you a piece of string I pulled out of my pocket*

characters who view themselves as tools/weapons first and people second... characters who martyr themselves for a cause because they think that's the only way they can be worth something... characters who push themselves past their breaking point again and again and again... characters for whom devotion and masochism are inseparable... characters whose self-sacrifice becomes self-annihilation...... what was my point again? i had a point. anyway.

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(