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Leliana: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Josephine: ...I did. I broke it.

Leliana: No. No you didn't. Sera?

Sera: Don't look at me. Look at Cullen.

Cullen: What?! I didn't break it.

Sera: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Cullen: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Sera: Suspicious.

Cullen: No it's not!

Morrigan: If it matters, probably not, but Alistair was the last one in here.

Alistair: Liar! I have no reason to go in there.

Morrigan: Oh really? Then what were you doing in the hall earlier?

Alistair: I got lost! This place is huge.

Morrigan: Oh of course. Poor widdle Alistair, still to stupid to find his way around.

Alistair: Everyone, see how she treats me. It's been a decade and nothings changed.

Josephine: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.

Leliana: No! Who broke it!?

Cullen: Leliana...Hawke's been awfully quiet.

Hawke: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Really serious warrior but actually sweetheart Cassy, all-over-the-place and very gay Ser who just want to help out the common people and not talk about being and elf, super flamboyant lesbian Dorianna that loves Tevinter, really kind Lady Blackwall who just wants to atone for her mistakes, the quiet spirit Colette that loves helping people and wearing hats, painfully vain and high-class Vincent who seems to hate mages despite being one, level-headed and incredible smart Sol that loves everything about the Fade, the ridiculously cool dwarf Vera who just loves her friends and writing books, and super tall and badass Iron Bull who has an ass worth killing for and will dominate just about anyone in the bedroom that will allow her.

Of course there’s the intimidating Nightingale who frightens everyone with his dark and gloomy looks, the obliviously-charming Joseph who loves history, nobility, and politics, and shy but righteous Colleen who just wants the world back in order and for everyone to be safe.