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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool
i am going to eat my own entire skin
Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

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tumblr pls don't censor it it's just strawberry pasta candid pic before I forget
The way my flawed human memory is still 10 times superior and more reliable with just an access to multi language search engines. I've been thinking about a book I've read as a pre-teen, that I've found at the sea shore market in one of the lesser known cost villages I visited with my mom one summer. A pre-teen means in early 2000s for me. Only facts I remembered about that book is that it was one of 3 of the series I purchased that trip, that it had something to do with witches, that they were sisters and that the author was a man and shared a name or was a host of a arts&crafts TV show, and I only know that because at one point in the past I was watching that show and recognised the name and looked him up.
Now he's a thing, I read these books in Polish. I was for some reason so sure the a&c show was German, so I assumed the man was German as well. Yet still I looked up "children's show host that published books" in English first. Call it a language struggle because I cannot with a clear conscience tell anyone what language I'm thinking in daily coz I don't know that myself.
Anyway.
Than I proceeded to look up children's witch-related books in German. Found a few interesting titles I might check out later, and one a copy I actually own, but in English. Obligatory German classes since middle school till first year of university turned out to be useful after all these years. But I didn't find the book I was looking for there either.
Last resort, looking it up in the language I was reading it in.
And there she is! I wonder if they still sell it somewhere.
(for those who cannot read Polish, the series title loosely translates to "No Boys! Witches Only!" The book on top "Rywalki NierozΕΔ czki" in the preview has such a cool title because it's a wordplay on papuΕΌki nierozΕΔ czki (lit. tr. inseparable parrots) expression for a pair of people who are together at all times. English equivalent would be lovebirds I suppose, only here they swapped the parrot for rivals. I couldn't find English translation, if there is any, but it could be something like "Beloved Enemies" since the original title is "Zwei allerbeste Feindinnen" where they also made a pun I think, where instead of "Two Best Friends" (Freundinnen?) they used Feind (enemy)
Believe it or not but I actually unearthed my Langenscheitst TaschenwΓΆrterbuch just to make sure online translator is not bullshitting me.
Bonus:
And this is the dude I was looking for!
Turns out it is in fact the same dude, not just the case of the same name. He's Austrian, not German, so that's my bad. Also at first my blind ass read Australian instead so I was like "damn, my memory is REALLY BAD" but no, it's still doing fine. And he's apparently a quite acclaimed children literature and general education author. I'm glad to hear that.
Reddit was my last resort option, and I'd gladly leave that vague description, but I'm happy I've managed to find what I was looking for with my own hands.
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design
"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.
βhear me outβ and itβs the fucking dildopolis
MorimensβV2.5.2 What the Abyss Keeps
The abyss came for him before catastrophe could. He was never going to have another choice.
The ancient hunting whistle rang out down the coastline. He had nowhere left to runβand only then, he could at last keep them all. Every last one. Forever.
Never again will anything slip beyond his control.
Never again will anyone be torn from his side.

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Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.
oddly enough that's what my friend at the morgue used to text me daily
"I support Chip's rights and wrongs"
QUEEN NO
Im becoming increasingly more fond of bloody mary and I haven't seen any of these movies nor watched markiplier play iron lung.
I found AFTG and Tiger&Bunny art but it was so crowded I'll get it tomorrow. Good first day π«°πΌnow tadc ep 9 at midnight.

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If anyone's gonna be at Pyrkon, PoznaΕ this weekend hmu, I'll yell with you about pirates
HOLY FUCK THERES A WHOLE VID
Im in awe
why did he do that
One of my favorite lil riptide moments :)
Im so happy to hear Gillion and the Tidestrider recorded a song for JORTS campaign, so good to hear them again.

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The New American Gothic (2017) by Criselda Vasquez
From Criselda Vasquez's Instagram (3 April 2026):
Hi everyone, Thank you for taking the time to read this. On Tuesday, March 31,β¦ Jorge V needs your support for Help Bring My Father Home
I was taking a sip of water and then i heard "i cast protection from evil and sex on myself" and Gillion Tidestrider thank you for your service as the best ace fish out there, I salute you. I love you. As a fish. Platonically. Platonigilly.