Cogito ergo sum

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in an abandoned castle & explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.

You know EVENTUALLY they’re going to get hit with the magical equivalent of being snowed in together, right?

next paradox -faeries have power over those who eat fey food -vampires have power over those they feed on even should the vampire successfully bite the faerie theyre still at square one

Schrodinger’s hospitality rules

looking at ur parents knowing you never want to be like them and they looked at their parents thinking the same and their parents looked at their parents thinking the same its sickening to think about actually

Pride and crime and war and punishment and sense and peace and prejudice and sensibility

if she’s your girl why is she eyeing my incredible knife skills with such lust and admiration

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

When writing sibling relationships in fanfic, one must bear in mind that it's completely possible for an older sibling to be a competent protector and role model and also a dysfunctional dirtbag. These are not mutually exclusive qualities.