my gaydar sucks

me: *does something embarrassing* my brain: EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING me: I know please my brain: EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING

So how do u kill your self without actually dying

Love someone who doesn’t love you back

dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM 

BITCH IM TRYNA DO THIS HMU FOR FEET PICS

All offense but allowing a man who is so violently biphobic he beat his wife for her bisexuality play one of the only canonically gay characters in your franchise is disgusting.

@weaux me about u

@mazeltoph !!

@aristocraticarcanist

So it takes less than one month to be a cop but most of the year to cut some damn hair???

There’s this perception of beauty school being for lazy or stupid people and being easy to complete. It’s not though. They make you be meticulously clean and tidy and you have to learn all about the chemicals and their mixtures. It’s a lot of really hard work and it’s easy to fail out of too. (Being a cop should take way longer, but taking a year to be a beautician actually does make sense)

Ding ding ding!