hiya

as opposed to no nut November, this month I'm going to be cummimg as much as my needy whore body can take

this years north pole leaks are crazy it says im not even on the naughty or nice list im on the doomed list

me slowly boiling to death: this pond is mad warm.. (texting my frog buddies) you gotta check out this sick pond

never kill yourself. discovering music is literally endless. you know songs? they're always making new ones

File that under "posts you just don't see elsewhere"

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

5 days before your period is like top 10 worst times in human history

Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

Please never forget that ēheu, what the background chorus is repeating in Pompeii, just means ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’ or perhaps ‘shucks’ in Latin, which is of course the correct response to realizing you’re right next to where a volcano is exploding.