just call me Bootylickin' Bertha

Petition to make this a new state

Hrrnngh, Max, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thick, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps waking up the Whos

did you try making it face the customers instead of sitting against a wall with its ass right out

i called a place to get winter tires on my car and the guy asked me for my “tire size” and “rim type” i have never been so scared in my life sir i don’t know how to use my windshield wipers

Alright but in reality, if you’re driving a vehicle you should be responsible enough to know your tire size, oil type, how to change a tire, and you should keep jumper cables in your trunk. It’s not cute to be incompetent. Especially when all these things can be learned through comprehensive video tutorials on YouTube, which you most certainly know how to use.

i would rather die than learn something . Go to hell

this is how everyone on this website acts

Liberté, égalité, femme-presenting titté

from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

Jeb!, who is a comrade, is ontologically distinct from Jeb Bush, who is a bastard man

Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

monica and chandler are the two gayest characters in friends theyre each others beards. rachel joey and phoebe are all bisexual

“the one where we kill ross”

i’m trying a new thing called activities

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

tell me more

i’ve said too much already