A Carefully Curated Collection of Bullshit

Gods, I just wanna sit in another woman's lap and feel their arms wrap around my body. I lean back, head resting on their shoulder as we enjoy the beginnings of summer together. Lemonade sits forgotten on the table in front of us because we're so wrapped in being here with each other that nothing else could ever direct our attention away.

Still not over the fact that shadowgast happened, and how it happened. Liam was probably going into the campaign 2 like who can be sadder than my Sad Dirt Wisard. Who can possibly have more Regret (tm). His past is the most fucked up ever. His crimes are Unprecedented.

Essek waiting at the front door after Caleb gets back home: “How was it, are you okay, did you get him?”

Twitter users flocking here and crashing the site

Twitter dying but tumblr is still standing

IT'S MY BOY, UK'OTOA

attention to all dashcon attendees

there are people who think this is a joke

Is she your favourite?