Ari !!

Howdy partner! The name is Ari, top of the notch homicide detective! Or, atleast I hope I'm top notch... tee hee... ( ﾟεﾟ；)

Ari: I'm skinnii!!☺️☺️

Rusty: I'm ugly

Ari: I'm pretty 😍 ✨️ 💕 💗

Rusty: I'm weird..

Ari: I'm witty! 😉😉

sorry for the worst quality ever I drew this on my school issued Chromebook..

I think im getting better at drawing.. thats cool right? Don't ask me about some of these drawings I was going insane thanks.

shitty mii shit. Would appreciate if you didn't mention it to me ever thanks.

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Okay, so, I'm in a Roy Earle mood so I wanna talk about these two again and their horny ass "relationship." Nobody's gonna stop me, not even my shitty explanation skills.

So, Ari already knew about Roy during her time in homicide (1946ish~1948), stupid ass department crush+the delusional in this one is strong. Roy also knew about her but didn't care so much, considering she was in a completely different desk and ehhhhhh. But buttyttt When she made it to Ad Vice, that's when shit started going down. Maybe like a months into their paired partnership (This is post-events of l.a noire, RIP Cole Phelps💔) Roy took notice of her OBVIOUS BIG FUCKING CRUSH AND LOVE FOR HIM, and decided to use it to benefit himself becuz it's Roy Earle if you expected anything else what the fuck were u thinkinggggggg. But yeah, through suprisingly a hefty amount of totally unimportant bribery money or something like thattttttttttttt, the two fuckers got their freak on. Guess this is like a friend's with benefits thing but a tad bit different? Anyways, Roy kept this thing going of using Ari soley for his own personal pleasure, and you know his greedy ass stopped giving her money for it after like the second time but Ari didn't care because she was sleeping with Roy Earle all the fucking time basically. Did she love Roy? Yes. Did Roy love her? Prolly not he really only enjoyed how easy it was to just have her (like I said, the delusional is strong in her) and she was literally always there and she wasn't difficult. It didn't matter what he was doing to her, he was doing something with her and that's all that mattered to Ari at the end of the day. They did a bunch of weird shit I won't say... But u can use ur imagination I guesss. They're shitty "relationship" lastes for like five months before Roy shut it down one day because it was starting to annoy him. It doesn't matter though because Ari met her old friend and burglary partner HAROLD CALDWELL AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! So, she completely forgot about Roy somewhat. Later in life her relationship with him pissed her off. #thedelusionsfinallydissapeared.

Ari's such a slut broo I hate her.

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I want to post stuff butt I dunno what. Ari/Roy is canon I guess. Don't ask how Roy would willingly crack a minority okay? Let me have fun and let him do whatever the fuck he wants.

No the relationship was not healthy, u dumbass.

Also Ari's last name is Ari. Ari Ari. Pretty cool name imo... Blame her parents not me.

look at his fine ass you can't blame her for anything.

Lowkey pimp slapped her ass. Yall know that one family guy scene?

Basically...

Sorry for using an old drawing please forgive me guys....

Someone kill this bitch before she does it herself.

—Her badge number is her birthday month and day, and she'll never get over it. WILL talk your ear off about it, Goodluck when it's actually her birthday...

—Can be more level headed at times, not always...

— The type to poke the dead body with a stick.

—YES the blunt enhances her detective work... Please believe me...

—Horrible money management if it wasn't obvious enough. As soon as the paycheck comes in it's gone to hell knows where, but it's never coming back.

—A girl? Wearing a suit? AND a detective at the LAPD?!? Weird...

—Back problems, doesn't know why. Maybe from sleeping in a car every night.

—Became extremely anxious once she found out about the Black Dahlia killer, was afraid she was next. T_T

—Hyper-obsessed with her and Ivan's car-house. Always wants the thing in tip-top shape at all times. But it's not like anybody will crash it anytime soon!!

—Sometimes misses her days as a Patrol officer/ Traffic detective, says times were simple for her.

— Buttery Popcorn fein 🥹

—Has a lot of trust in the lit cigarette on her fedora, doesn't think it'll catch anything on fire anytime soon.

—The one who stands in the corner of the room during interrogations 50% of the time. She either gets sleepy or bored during that time unless she's doing the interrogating, but maybe she'll say something snarky to ya' every blue moon.

—Her and Ivan do go to places like The Blue Room every once in awhile, only on occasion where they think they deserve it. A successful case solved, birthdays, whenever they have even an ounce of money to spend, etc...

—Had bought a suit she's currently saving for when she gets promoted to Ad Vice. Yes she is that confident.

—Uses a 1947 Browning hi-power. Gets the job done.